Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT A STRUGGLING SINGLE MOTHER OF FOUR OTHERS WITH CUT FOOD STAMPS.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT A PREGNANT TEENAGER.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT A PREGNANT MENTALLY ILL PATIENT.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT HOMELESS AND PREGNANT.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT WONDERING WHERE YOUR NEXT MEAL WILL BE.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT THE CHILD OF AN ABUSIVE FAMILY.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT IN DANGER OF DYING FROM SERIOUS COMPLICATIONS.
IT’S EASY TO BE ‘PRO-LIFE’ WHEN YOU’RE NOT THE ONE WHO’S FUCKING PREGNANT.
bless this post.
Is easy to not be pregnant when you either close your legs or use birth control.
YOU ARE LITERALLY SO STUPID IT HURTS I’M LAUGHING SO HARD REPUBLICANS ARE IDIOTS
Babies are a blessing, accident or not. Shut up and get on birth control