VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.
There’s no doubt in my mind that if you could then you would try, to crack my ribcage open. And pull my heart right through.
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
if you don’t like bob’s burgers i don’t think we can ever truly be friends
Walk into the club with your bestfriend like
you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk
It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on.
Watch Anthony and Ellen do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and see the full interview here.
This made me cry. This is so fucking wonderful. People like to bitch and complain about the ice bucket challenge, but this is the outcome. This is it and it is incredible.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
that one time a demon blessed an angel,
omg Jensen’s face