life is not a malfunction
Anonymous asked: So if I got pregnant I should just let some little thing leech off my body and then I should go through a painful labor that I didn't want to go through and then develope a bond but be unable to keep the little shit and have to give them up Oh and I would be depressed to because I would have to drop out of school for awhile to have the baby and I would miss revision and fail my exams and my future would be ruined All because a condom broke or a HUD failed

la-roseoftexas:

You think your future would be ruined. Maybe it wouldn’t be. Maybe focusing on things like a career and school should have come before the decision to have sex when you knew a condom could break or an HUD could fail. My best friend in middle school got pregnant and had her baby when she was 14. Her life is fine. A family adopted her daughter and she is fine and still sees her daughter. She has been accepted into college. Her life is going to be alright. Your future is what you make it. You don’t have to let an unplanned pregnancy “ruin” your life.
But yes. You should have that baby. Killing a person because they make your life less easy is not okay.

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

thoseeu4orikdays:

youhaveyour-motherseyes:

get-motivation:

thinspoandnoserings:

ladycreep:

These happy frolicking cows are the best thing I’ve seen today! [video]

I couldn’t help it! It makes me too happy.

Need a smile? cause that made me smile!

oh my god cows are literally big awkward mooing dogs

Hahaha these cows are funny

perks-of-being-chinese:

trinawolfy:

HE JUST

SLOWLY CLOSES IT

AWWWW

thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

frankenstinwentmad:

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

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what am i looking at

urbankoutfitters:

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

Is this coachella 2014

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING